Home   Quotes   Add quote   Authors   My index   Settings   Log out Gangsta Software AB 0708-41 15 84 info@gangsta.se      Quotes | Add quote | Gangsta Network     Quotes First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page 2012-10-24 21:33 ”One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” Plato 2012-10-24 21:30 ”The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.” Dave Barry 2012-10-24 21:26 ”Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.” Dave Barry 2012-10-24 21:23 ”Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.” Dave Barry 2012-10-24 21:23 ”Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.” Dave Barry 2012-10-24 21:22 ”Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” Dave Barry 2012-10-24 21:21 ”Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.” Dave Barry 2012-10-24 21:21 ”It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” Dave Barry 2012-10-24 21:20 ”Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.” Dave Barry 2012-10-24 21:19 ”The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.” Dave Barry 2012-10-24 21:19 ”Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.” Dave Barry 2012-10-24 21:18 ”Guys are simple. Women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.” Dave Barry 2011-10-11 14:12 ”PL/SQL is a dead language, and rightfully so: It was an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. Criticizing bad style in PL/SQL is like petitioning the operator of a gas chamber to make it environmentally friendly.” 2011-05-30 12:52 ”The very best character actors are made of equal parts discipline and madness, and the fact that our faces are more familiar than our names is not our curse, but our blessing. The character actor's goal, after all, is not to earn the adulation of the public; it is to give lives to a hundred nameless spirits who make us laugh or cry, who are both familiar and new, who show us that their journey is our journey, and who, like everyone in the audience, never get to kiss Renée Zellweger.” Stephen Tobolowsky 2011-05-08 10:37 ”Det går inte att tvätta sig i trycksvärta.” First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page Record 1-15 of 1174     Login Login  » New user  » Search Quote Machine Search  » Language     Ad        Quotes | Add quote | Gangsta Network